Friday, January 29, 2010

Terrain Park Crew Interviews


Now fans of the Waterville Terrain Park can access more information than they'll ever need about the crew that makes the wheels spin in the park. Leading the way is the man, the myth, and the legend in the Valley, Dave Hardman. Without further ado let us get to know Dave a little better...

Waterville Valley: Howdy, Dave.
Dave Hardman: Hello.
WV: How long have you been working at WV?
DH: Ask someone in Human Resources.
WV: Where are you from?
DH: A couple places this side of the Mississippi.
WV: What’s on your Ipod right now?
DH: Some killer soul mix, big thanks to Mikey G. on that one.
WV: How do you eat your Oreo’s?
DH: Bite/Milk/Bite/Milk and so on...
WV: What color is your tooth brush?
DH: Blue, I think…
WV: Who is better? Tom or Jerry?
DH: The dog.
WV: If you were a WWF wrestler who would you be?
DH: Tugboat.
WV: If your refrigerator was running where would it go?
DH: Shopping for me bro.
WV: If you got season tickets to the WNBA, would you go to every game?
DH: Scalp 'em.
WV: If you were a Zookeeper, and the prairie dogs got out, how would you get them back?
DH: Criss Angel.
WV: If the moon was made out of cheese, what kind of food would you make with it?
DH: A single Cheez-It.
WV: Would you Eskimo kiss an Eskimo?
DH: This won't come back to haunt me if I say yes, will it?
WV: Tell me a joke…
DH: A guy walks into a Dr.’s office says, “I’m a teepee I’m a wigwam, I’m a teepee I’m a wigwam, what’s my problem Doc?” He responds, “You're too tents.”
WV: Would you rather go big or go home?
DH: Just have fun kids.
WV: Thanks Dave for your time, this interview is over.
DH: Thanks, see you in the park.

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